High Integrity, Moral Decency Has Cost Idiot Man Millions
The Onion is on a roll lately…
One of the funniest things ever. Brilliant. Definitely not work or kid safe though.
When I do this...
… I imagine I’m doing this.
Son of a bitch. It was Ghadafi’s turn in Words With Friends.
Report: 90% Of Waking Hours Spent Staring At Glowing Rectangles
If there were such a thing as “Classic Onion” this would be in my collection.
According to the report, staring blankly at luminescent rectangles is an increasingly central part of modern life. At work, special information rectangles help men and women silently complete any number of business-related tasks, while entertainment rectangles—larger and louder and often placed inside the home—allow Americans to enter a relaxing trance-like state after a long day of rectangle-gazing.
It’s sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.


